sher sher lang...copy paste

Boy1: Magaling ang tatay ko! Alam mo yung Pacific ocean? siya yung humukay nun!!!



Boy2: Wala yan sa tatay ko!! Lam mu ba yung Dead Sea?


Boy1: Oo.


Boy2: Siya pumatay nun!!!

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Magaling ka ba sa Algebra?







Pakisubstitute mo naman and "x" ko.. please..
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An old lady offers the bus driver sum peanuts, so the driver happily munches them...

Every 5 mins, she gives him a handful more peanuts..


Driver:Why dont you eat them yourself?


Old Lady: I cant chew.. Look, i have no teeth.


Driver: Then why do you buy them?


Old Lady: Oh, I just love the chocolates around them..



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Host: Identify an organ in the human body that starts with the letter "L"?




Little Miss Philippines: The LUNGS! Without it, we cannot breathe! I thank you, bow!





Ms. Gay Philippines: The LIVER! Without it, our body will weaken because the liver cleanses our system.






Bb. Pilipinas World: Hahaha! Im only 17 yrs. old! and my answer is the LBOW! Oh my God!!! I'm sorry!! Without it, we cannot spread our wings and fly... butterfly! Hahaha.. I told you i was confident!!!

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Letter to OFW dad:

"Luv, tnx sa padala mo, hapi c nene kasi tobleron ang baon sa skul. ung nike suot na ni jr. next tym wag ka na padala NIVEA MILK. di nila type pait daw, ako tloy ang umubos."

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Tanong: Ano ang tawag sa saging na nasa stick?

Sagot: Banana-Q

Tanong: Bituka na nasa stick?

Sagot: Isaw.

Tanong: Karne na nasa stick?

Sagot: Barbecue.


Tanong: Kabayo na nasa stick?








Sagot: Carousel.Laughing

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SEC. ZAMORA: Sir, puwede bang palitan 'tong laptop ko?

ERAP: Bakit?

SEC. ZAMORA: Masyadong mabigat, eh!



ERAP: Ba't di ka mag-delete ng files, para gumaan?

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Bruno: Ano ‘yang nasa papel na ‘yan?

Pedro: Listahan ng mga takot sa akin.

Bruno: Patingin nga! Teka… bakit andito ang pangalan ko?

Pedro: Bakit, lalaban ka ba sa akin?

Bruno: Oo!

Pedro: ganu’n b?… e di tanggalin! Problema ba ‘yun?

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isang lasing,nkasalubong ang isang madreng nakaitim..
binugbog ng lasing ang madre hanggang nalugmok ang madre..
ngumisi ang lasing sabay sabing, "WALA KA PALA BATMAN, PANISH!

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.tanong--> anong paboritong gawin ni aling nena..? confused

















sagot --> anong pakialam mo kay aling nena..!

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sa isang malamig ref..
apple: analamig naman dito..
orange: waah!!! ang apple nagsalita..

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bata-ale,may load po kayo..?
tindera-oo
bata-patxt po..

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tinatawagan ng mag-ina sa cellphone si mang ambo..
nanay:grabe talaga yang tatay mo, cgurado ako my babae yan..
anak: inay,my sumagot na po.. babae nga..









THE NUMBER YOU HAVE DIALLED IS EITHER UNATTENDED OR OUT OF COVERAGE AREA,PLS.TRY AGAIN LATER..
anak: inay,sure ako suplada yun

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share ko lang, copy paste galing kei ate jam of FM haha..

ahahaha nkakatawa ung kabayong nsa stick hahaha

hahaha

gus2 ko ung lasing vs batman ahaha

amfufu, lakas ng tawa ko kay batman e.

tenchuu...tenchuu...

ang hindi ko makakalimutan ung apple at orange

haha nttwa ako sa ofw bwahahahaha,,thanks for sharing!